it’s gotten to the point where i cant even call what im doing “procrastinating” anymore, i should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future”
(Source: minced-oath, via hilegunslingers)
Percentage wise, it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them — especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin. — John Mulaney (via maxistentialist)
I need you to be clingy because I’m paranoid and I begin to think you don’t like me if you’re not. — My fucked up brain (via emotionalfarts)
I wish I had a girlfriend because sometimes I see a pair of super cute flats and I’m like “omg your feet need these” but then there’s no you.
I feel like if you own a property like this you have to walk around it in all white drinking expensive alcohol
The hardest things about a new friendship is trying to find out the boundary for jokes.
(Source: sarahseeandersen, via flowersforelephants)